June 25, 2010
GRANT: (Fumbling with iPod) Hey, listen to this song and tell me if it turns you on. (Plays song)
ME: (Trying not to laugh) Not really. Why?
GRANT: According to this article I just read, statistics show that women are eight times more likely to have sex after hearing this guy’s music.
ME: I am eight times more likely to join a convent after hearing that guy’s music.
ME: He’s my dad.