February 2, 2011
It is six degrees below zero in Coldwater. That is the actual temperature.
The National Weather Service has issued some helpful advice for the general public: Try to stay warm, because exposed skin can get frostbite in less than an hour.
You think so?
Grant, who just came in from a 15-minute trip to the convenience store, assures me that the windchill is now “somewhere between holy shit and sonofabitch” and that it’s probably best for the gene pool if NWS stops offering survival tips to people who are too stupid to come in out of the cold.
He’s obviously enjoying this weather almost as much as I am.