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MEMORANDUM

To: God
From: Sierra Carlton
RE: Weather

I realize you are already aware of this, being omniscient and all, but we can’t run the swamp cooler at Grant’s until the polyurethane fumes have a chance to air out. Please take that into consideration when you are considering whether to subject Coldwater to another round of triple-digit temperatures tomorrow. Kthx.

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